Saturday, September 1, 2007

Naughty Boy Craig Exits Stage Right Closet




Senator Larry Craig is the latest to resign in disgrace as all Republicans have to.

BILL CLINTON: "Well, I don't know where the Senate's going to be on that issue of a top or bottom vote, but I will tell you that the Senate certainly can bring about a ruler and a slap on the ass. It's a, "Bad boy, Larry Craig. You're a naughty boy." The American people already know that Larry Craig is a bad boy, a naughty boy.

I'm going to speak out for the citizens of my country, who in the majority think that Larry Craig is probably even a nasty... bad... Naughty Boy. The question of the issue now is simply this: Did he lie to the cop or just lie down? Did he perjure himself and did the Republicans obstruct justice by burying this story for 2 months until they needed to deflect the known Rove & Gonzo upcoming resignations to highjack the news cycle? And that's where we're trying to go now in this truth-heat-seeking process."

Monday, August 27, 2007

Abu Gonzo Exits Stage Right



Good riddance Abu you little torture freak.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Turdblossom Exits Stage Right



Good riddance Rover you little freak.